Mom    Mar 2, 11:21    [#] I stayed motivated to read the whole thing. Guess I was getting paid back for what shit I made you do to learn to be motivated to get good grades.

Next time I would suggest that you add removing the contact cement from the clothes that the rope left on it.

If you want I could practice dying in the night, I figure at least nine lives so that you can use that excuse more often. Of course my favorite one is still, “I got food posining from the cafateria so was sick all night and barfed on my paper”